Catching up on Battlestar Galactica

Saul Tigh Peronal Log: Have begun to suspect Baltar designed as pleasure-bot, irresistible to female models. Plan to test hypothesis at next meet-up.

At the meet-up…
Saul: Tory I think you should have sex with Baltar…because, uh, he might know something useful.
Tory: Ugh. No.
Saul: It’s not like you have to bend-over for him!
Tory: *glower*
Saul: …
Tory: Yeah okay.
Saul: And just in case he lies about it later, take this video camera.
Tory: I mean I guess he is sort of…handsome.

Later…
Tory: *sob*
LOLtar: Are you…crying?
Tory: Yeah, it’s uh, something I do during sex. I’m sorry.
LOLtar: Oh don’t be sorry baby. I get it. You’re a woman. You’re full of these “feelings”. Hey, I have feelings too. One time when I accidentally betrayed the entire human race for the second time, I felt really…uh, what’s the word. Like, hmm. “Squirmy.” Very squirmy. No fun at all.
Tory: Really?
LOLtar: Yeah! But I mean then I figured, it’s okay. Feeling squirmy sometimes just means I’m human.
Tory: Wow, you’re so wise LOLtar. Wise and…sexy.
LOLtar: I know, I know.
Tory: What about cylons? Do you think they have feelings?
LOLtar: Sure, whatever.  Bend-over for me baby!
Tory: Okay!

Later…
Saul: I can’t believe I got her to tape this.
Saul: Arrrrrrrrr!